Maybe He Could Babysit?
The police came to our home yesterday. I saw the officer amble across our front porch before he rang the bell. Judging by his advancing age and his rickety gait, I figured him to be the old sea captain...
View ArticleWhat I’d Like To Say…
Why do I have to eat slower? Because there are 12 more hours till bedtime and I’ve got nothing else on this agenda. – Why do I have to go to school? If you showed some innate mastery of anything...
View ArticleCo-What?
I once worked with a woman who firmly held to the notion of co-parenting. She and her husband rotated 24 hour caregiving shifts, each transitioning every other day into active duty. Every ride to...
View ArticleTo The Mothers…
Happy Sleep 14 Extra Minutes Day! Happy Your Husband Can’t Bitch About Brunch Day! Happy Burnt Toast and Dandelion Day! Happy Your Acknowledgement Is Over By 9:15am Day! Happy Why Exactly Are We Taking...
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